This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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