We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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