Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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