My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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