I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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