Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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