It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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