So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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