they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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