just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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