clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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