Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
being pregnant is like rehab
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening