bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am