i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea