I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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