I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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