I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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