No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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