Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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