your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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