And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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