my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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