garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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