How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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