He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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