i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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