Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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