Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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