Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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