D3 body, D1 cock
Small penises have feelings too.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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