whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize