he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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