He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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