In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter