How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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