everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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