Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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