: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
