wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
