so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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