so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
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