The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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