the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
North Korea, Best Korea!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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