just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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