You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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