Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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