All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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