i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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