Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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