i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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