im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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