Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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