is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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