Her vagina should come with caution tape.
this just has baby written all over it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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