I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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